Oh Crap!

The Internet is down, please reinstall.

Please try the following:

  • Make sure that the Web site address displayed in the address bar of your browser is spelled and formatted correctly and you didn't just mess up.
  • If you reached this page by clicking a link, contact the Web site and tell them they screwed up.
  • Click the Back button or refresh again and again and again - we love the page views.
  • Give up and try another site or try another link.
Technical Information (for support personnel - you're in it now)
  • Go to Microsoft Product Support Services and figure out a way to blame them, we use sun spots as a default answer.
  • Open IIS Help, which really isn't any help to you at this point.
  • Check that the network cable is plugged in.(If you don't know what that is just look at the back of your system and start pulling cables out until this message goes away.)
  • Tell the user that the Internet is down and that they need to reinstall.

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Internet Information Services (IIS)